WELL since my Microsoft Word 2000 had come down under some type of voodoo ritual that prevents it from working once I open it up and 2003 won't work without the product key (god knows how it even got there though since I never bought it and I don't recall DLing it) I can't do that Naruto fan fic that doesn't have moments of epic fail and teen wangst and BS drama that even Rock Lee facepalms at.

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What I AM going to do is go back to Writing.com (even though NO ONE has read and/or written a story to the P4 ones) and start my OWN Interactive piece (or Piece of shit depending on your views) about one of the oldest cast of females from our Childhood, Sailor Moon.\

Now I know what you're thinking "Vfan, why the FUCK are you starting a Sailor Moon Interactive Weight Gain story!?"

Two reasons. One is because after seeing and with their amazing SM pics I felt inspired to do something SM related myself because let's face it, there are ALMOST NO GOOD SM WG MATERIAL I mean sure there's at least ten good SM pictures and of course no stories but you'd think a series with so many women and one being a big ol pig that there'd be more surrounding the series from the Expansion community

Second my mind's been on a certain female that is involved with SM, I won't mention any names or how this person is involved. I'll just say I have a little kid crush on her but she's far out of my reach when it comes to getting girls. If I could even spent thirty minutes sitting with her and talking with her in person about whatever that'd make me VERY happy, and leads me to be depressed later when I realize a moment like that will never happen again and I'd probably fuck it up.

But I Digress, if you want to read/add to this new story of mine, [link] there you go.

If not, kindly GTFO..unless you bear non Sasuke related gifts or good news.

edit: Oh if you are going to add, please wait until I'm done with all the choices for all the characters... this is going to be monotonous and repetitive.

SO, I haven't done shit in months writing wise. WELL GUESS WHAT! I'm planning on actually WRITING SOMETHING! Shocking rite? Well I WILL be, writing once I got the whole thing sorted out and remind myself of certain names.

Why's that you ask? Cause it's a Naruto Fanfiction *sees everyone is about to leave* BUT DONE WITH ACTUAL CARE FOR THE CHARACTERS *people look back and sit back down*

Yes because Kishimoto has been fucking our minds with how bad his political and drama writing is, and how he keeps fucking over his own characters, basically failing on almost every level and even fighting what he's best at, isn't all that great when you think about it. I've decided to retell the ENTIRE SERIES but with the twist that Naruto isn't ass retarded, I mean hell he's not adorably naive like dragonball Goku or naive about the world like Luffy. He's just pretty much retarded. Especially given he's Ghandi in a SHOUNEN ACTION SERIES NOW!

Plus I'll change up other stupid moments. Sakura will NOT be utterly useless, she'll actually KNOW THE GENJUTSU SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE GOOD AT. So just imagine when she gets the upgrade in Shippuden. Genjutsu+Super Strength

TenTen won't be ass retarded against Temari "Dur Imma use light weapons against a wind use, not those giant heavy wrecking balls I gots stored away"

Hinata will not be filler only material, AND I'll end that annoying as fuck sexual tension WAY FUCKING SOONER.

Lastly, NARUTO WON'T JUST USE TWO FUCKING MOVES! "Shadow Clone! Shadow Clone! Rasengan! Rasengan! Shadow Clone! Hydro Storm!" No that mofo is going to be upgraded a bit. I'll look for many ways to increase his limited array of moves.

I'll most likely be setting up a FF.Net account as well as here, sadly Microsoft Word decided to fuckkin fail on me so I need to figure out a way to write it and check it.

Why am I doing this you ask? Cause I know people who are fans and I want them to see the series isn't a load of shit, it's just got a shitty ass writer who gives into fan demands.

Fuck ya'll I'm putting NaruxHina and you're going to live with it, fuck that ambiguous crap, Kishi needs to man up.

Hello everyone I am Vfanatic

People: HI VFAN!

I come here because I have a problem...I suck at making good MMO builds.

People: Awwwwww

I play Freeware MMOs, well used to, some just got so bad with the grinds like FlyFF and Maplestory, then I found this new game, Dungeon Fighter Online, the game was great, even with the butchering Nexon did to it, and lucky for me there was no stat builds for me to mess up...however...there's....skill builds.

People: Awwwwwww

Yes, I messed up a skill build for my Weapon Master Slayer, I put points into Katana Mastery and people say "Katana is the worst weapon for Slyaers." I would have gone with the Beam Sabers, but to buy from people when MMO economies are terrible and waiting for one to drop is horrible. Now I have Katana Mastery that is useless, I die all the time in dungeons, of course this wouldn't be such a big issue if the EXP required wasn't 2X that of what it is in the normal version. Plus I can't use skill reset because those cost 25 USD

People: Oh how horrible! Deplorable! Where are the free cookies!?

My Monk is fine, few points in Totem that probably shouldn't but he's still okay. It's just my Slayer...even with a plus 8 on his weapon giving him around 30 piercing damage and the 10% damage boost that Katana mastery give I still can't deal a lot of damage. If only I could get to level 30 and learn that Godly move Draw Slash...then even with my shitty Mastery I'll still kick ass....hopefully, until then I must deal...with having the curse of bad builds.

*People clap*


Seriously people, fuck Nexon for 25 dollar skill reset, I bought console game cheaper then that! And the economy in MMOs suck ASS

I'm through being depressed over things like non popularity! So what if no one knows or cares who I am! If I wanted to be popular I'd become The King of All Cosmos

So anyway I was reading a Persona 4 weight gain fix yesterday since that's the only Persona 4 weight gain other then Chie (WHO I HATE as a character BTW)pics. The writer (who I shall keep anon for the time being) said he got the idea from Writing.Com. I went over there, signed up and decided "Hey why not? It's a new spin on things writing off from someone else's work and vice versa."

Now before you say how just last journal I said I had trouble envisioning what I write, I still do but that won't stop me, when I get REALLY inspired I get my ass in gear. Now I may or may not redo these stories based on what I wanted the thing to turn out or how it turned out in the end and port them over here, that's something I'll have to consider.

For now
The Amagi Challenger

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The Return of Piggy-Hara

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Join in the story if you wish or just read and see how it comes out. Just know I'm nowhere near done with my ideas, no way no how.


Edit: So I um, have been working a lot on these stories, got a nice groove going, made a mistake of not finishing writing out the description but it basically boiled down to two choices anyway, but see this lack of an edit button has caused a...ptoblem, see it seems I skipped over the whole "no vore" deal....yeah it would have helped if maybe it was somewhere that people could easily see it or been in bold. It wasn't, so I kinda have some vore choices for some of the stories. now no actual vore has taken place but I dunno how the creator of the thing would react should someone take that path or that the option is even there.

There's a moral here kids, MAKE THINGS NICE AND BOLD AND CAPS SO PEOPLE CAN SEE THEM

Edit Numbero Dos: Okay so apparently Writing.com only let's the people who own the main interactive story can edit chapters...okay that seems VERY odd. I mean why have only the main people in charge edit? That means more for them to work on even if the person who made the chapter knows what's wrong. It seems kinda slow, ESPECIALLY if the main man/woman behind it doesn't want anything to do with the people who write on his/her story or with the story in general OR if the person has left.

It just kinda comes off as weird to me. I mean I've gone over that before, and I myself can edit it, so why do I need to write a note/email to the main person and saying "Hey man can you edit this for me?"

That being said I'm still looking for more people to help with not just the stories I mentioned before but another set of stories that's basically the same.

So it's Persona 4 Female Weight Gain
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And Persona 4 Growth Edition
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Read em and contribute if you can/want to, it's free =]

That you have an idea that you like, and want to go through with but can't because you're not cool enough for it? I recently got inspired to do something WG but since I have a fanbase smaller then that of any single character on Freakazoid (yes even the Hopping Woman...heck the word Hugbees is more popular then me :< ) no one would read it, and I know I can't work with someone because no good WG artist would work with me. It's hard not being famous or wildly acclaimed. It's sad...whenever I think of a character...I got nothing, I no matter how hard I describe them can't think of what they look like. When I write a woman growing in size, I can't see it. I don't even get joy out of my own writing at times. I'm happy I can let my imagination run wild yeah, but reading it...I hate it, I don't see or feel anything.

I look around DA for so many WG pictures of so and so character or that character, but they're not there, and if there is a WG pic it's a crappy one or an insulting one by a non FA. It's sad because I being a serious FA know what my fellow FAs want, what characters aren't done that much and can be done more. Yet I can't help them because my writing isn't well known and by all means should be kept that way, nor can I draw or have someone who can draw in my pocket.

"But Vfan why don't you do art trades? Or Commission someone" Well A. I would get as good as I give, and if the creator hates it why would the reader like it and the receiver wouldn't care either after reading it, as for Commissions, I'm poor, I have only enough for one last CTD-FA comic and that's for a friend, and again the REALLY good people are the ones who charge 100 dollars a comic...not mentioning any names.

I dunno...I guess it's just, I've been too much of a dreamer for my own good.